THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/29/06 at 6:17am

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the

final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand.

"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"

[mominator]

Posted: 6/29/06 at 8:02am

Good morning Boobsie, LOL!! Must wipe the coffee off the screen.
(Note to self... Buy more Windex!)

[RobbO]

Posted: 6/29/06 at 8:18am

i knew craig volunteered at the nursing home in his spare time, but...

[ALittleNorthofKansas]

Posted: 6/29/06 at 8:37am

When your done can I borrow the windex

[Magdalene]

Posted: 6/29/06 at 10:05am

You can borrow mine---it's always at the ready when I pull this topic up!

Good morning all!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 6/29/06 at 10:25am

Haha!

[soapguy17]

Posted: 6/29/06 at 10:29am

Lol, Welcome back, Boobsie.

[xM3L24x]

Posted: 6/29/06 at 12:03pm

LOL, did not see that coming.

[KelRel]

Posted: 6/29/06 at 1:01pm

Great one Boobsie! I hope you are having a marvelous time!