THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/24/06 at 5:11am
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Sally, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking?" she said; shaking her head in disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis?"
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly; instead of you going out shopping you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/24/06 at 9:20amrecovering?
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/24/06 at 9:34am
He means he got a severe beating from his wife.
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/24/06 at 9:52amNice!
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#6re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/24/06 at 10:19am
What would I do without your famous morning chuckles 
#7re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/24/06 at 10:22amI know that SM2! My reaction was she let him live?
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#9re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/24/06 at 10:44amMom, I knew that's what you meant, but I figured you'd clue SM2 in!
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#10re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/24/06 at 10:49am
I'M NOT CLUELESS!!!
Just literal sometimes...
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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