THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 5:11am

A man walks into the street and just as it starts to sprinkle, he manages to get a taxi just as it's passing by. He climbs into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank. He's a guy who did everything right - all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank - every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few dark clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. And oh you should have heard him play the piano."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."

Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - the perfect man!"

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

Cabbie: "I married his f*cking widow."

[DG]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 5:17am

You are SO from New Jersey.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 7:07am

[ashley0139]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 7:26am

Ah! Very funny!

[beacon1]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:29am

L O L

Thanks for the chuckle, Bboobs.

BIG HUG!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:30am

*hugs to my beacs*

[Magdalene]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:24am

did not see that coming!

[ALittleNorthofKansas]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 12:14pm

Thanks for the lunchtime chuckle.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 9/21/06 at 5:50pm

loved it. :)