THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/06 at 5:15am
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,
"What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches
and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her
how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the
woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say
something. The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
NathanLaneStalker
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/06
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/06 at 5:16amHaha! Thanks!
"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/06 at 10:15amWhat would we do without you!!!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/06 at 10:24amMay be she needed a vacation from her husband?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/06 at 11:05amHaha. Love it!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/06 at 1:37pmHaha. Thanks, I really needed that
<--Sometimes it's easier to get out of a jam than into one
#6re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/06 at 3:01pmniiiiice.
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Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
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