THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/21/06 at 7:17am
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Ø 40-ish............49.
Ø Adventurous..........Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic............No breasts.
Ø Average looking.......Moooo.
Ø Beautiful..........Pathological liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure........On medication.
Ø Feminist...........Fat.
Ø Free Spirit...........Junkie.
Ø Friendship first.........Former Slut.
Ø New-Age............Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned........No B.J.'s
Ø Open-minded.........Desperate.
Ø Outgoing..........Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional...........Bitch.
Ø Voluptuous.........Very fat.
Ø Large frame...........Hugely fat.
Ø Wants soul mate.......Stalker.
>DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Ø Yes.............No
Ø No..............Yes
Ø Maybe...........No
Ø We need...........I want
Ø I am sorry...........You'll be sorry
Ø We need to talk........You're in trouble
Ø Sure, go ahead..........You better not
Ø Do what you want.......You will pay for this later
Ø I am not upset........Of course, I am upset, you moron!
Ø You're attentive tonight....Is sex all you ever think about?
>DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
Ø I am hungry.........I am hungry
Ø I am sleepy..........I am sleepy
Ø I am tired..........I am tired
Ø Nice dress............Nice cleavage!
Ø I love you............Let's have sex now
Ø I am bored...........Do you want to have sex?
Ø May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with
you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
Ø I don't think those shoes go with that outfit......I'm gay.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/21/06 at 8:21amOh Boobs, just what I needed this morning! Lol I especially like the last one on the men's list :)
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:19pm
Lovely Boobsie---thanks!!!! 
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:25pmBB, you are the bestest!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:39pm
I ask...who is better than Boobsie?!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:41pmHow come there's no decoding for men's personal ads?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#6re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:58pmNo one doodle!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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