THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

Ø 40-ish............49.

Ø Adventurous..........Slept with everyone.

Ø Athletic............No breasts.

Ø Average looking.......Moooo.

Ø Beautiful..........Pathological liar.

Ø Emotionally Secure........On medication.

Ø Feminist...........Fat.

Ø Free Spirit...........Junkie.

Ø Friendship first.........Former Slut.

Ø New-Age............Body hair in the wrong places.

Ø Old-fashioned........No B.J.'s

Ø Open-minded.........Desperate.

Ø Outgoing..........Loud and embarrassing.

Ø Professional...........Bitch.

Ø Voluptuous.........Very fat.

Ø Large frame...........Hugely fat.

Ø Wants soul mate.......Stalker.

>DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Ø Yes.............No

Ø No..............Yes

Ø Maybe...........No

Ø We need...........I want

Ø I am sorry...........You'll be sorry

Ø We need to talk........You're in trouble

Ø Sure, go ahead..........You better not

Ø Do what you want.......You will pay for this later

Ø I am not upset........Of course, I am upset, you moron!

Ø You're attentive tonight....Is sex all you ever think about?

>DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

Ø I am hungry.........I am hungry

Ø I am sleepy..........I am sleepy

Ø I am tired..........I am tired

Ø Nice dress............Nice cleavage!

Ø I love you............Let's have sex now

Ø I am bored...........Do you want to have sex?

Ø May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with
you.

Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.

Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

Ø I don't think those shoes go with that outfit......I'm gay.

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Lovely Boobsie---thanks!!!!

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I ask...who is better than Boobsie?!

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No one doodle!

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