THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/11/07 at 5:12am
A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.
"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said, "Never, my dear."
The wife said, "I'm sure you would."
So the husband said, "Okay, I would"
"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.
And the husband replied, "I suppose so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?"
"I doubt she'd want to," the husband said. "She'd be so much thinner."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
NathanLaneStalker
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/06
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/11/07 at 5:28am
Ha.
"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/11/07 at 10:38amMen. Haha.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
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