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THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#1THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/07 at 5:16am

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz"

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
"computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.



The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

ashley0139
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/07 at 9:01am

I've seen that one before. Very very cute.


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mominator
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/07 at 9:06am

Computers are most definitely male.


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Magdalene
#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/07 at 10:08am

Of course they're male---they are infuriatingly logical without passion re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE !


"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

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Mamie
#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/07 at 10:20am

I sent this one around the office. They all love it - especially the males. (They also agree with the winner).


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