THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 5:05am

When you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS

[paradox_error]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 5:10am

Boobs!
LOL
The board is so dead, and I am so bored!

[mominator]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 6:53am

ans also always remember that there is someone whose job it is to clear up the roadkill (another job to ickky to imagine!)

Happy Thursday all

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 7:14am

Hi ya Doxy !!! Miss ya pal..hope all is well.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 7:19am

finally its thursday!!

i feel like i cant stop & breathe til i am sittin on my seat @ citycenter saturday night!!!