THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 8/23/07 at 5:13am

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "F*ck", the rottweiler ate him!"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[TheatreDiva90016]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 8/23/07 at 10:45am

Too funny!

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[Magdalene]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 8/23/07 at 11:38am

Poor ****....

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"