THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE #1

Posted: 3/13/08 at 6:20am

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon



THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate



THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[shira467]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE #2

Posted: 3/13/08 at 8:39am

...cinna..cimanon...cimminamon...

Okay, who spiked my coffee?

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

[mauriposa]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE #2

Posted: 3/13/08 at 3:30pm

::giggle:: I think the Taco Bell one is my favorite.

[WhizzerMarvin]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE #3

Posted: 3/13/08 at 3:50pm

Working in a bar, I hear people talking about going to Taco Bell at bar close all the time!

My favorite though was number 2: Nope, no more booze for me!

Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco. Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!