THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/13/08 at 4:16am

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/13/08 at 4:37am

Couldn't resist posting this too

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest,
Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
Angelina Jolie lifted her gorgeous face and said... 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the most gorgeous woman in the world.
Brad Pitt lifted his sad handsome face and said: 'Who the heck is Broadwayboobs???

[Biff AKA Levi]

Posted: 11/13/08 at 5:16am

You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you. You're so vai-ai-ai-nnn, you probably think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?

But I love your for it!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/13/08 at 5:51am

*mwah*

[BwayLover]

Posted: 11/13/08 at 10:21am

You've outdone yourself today - hilarious!

And thanks - I've really missed my daily chuckles. You're the best!

[mauriposa]

Posted: 11/13/08 at 11:09am

Ha! Those are great, Boobsy! Thanks for the laughs.