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THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the

Small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

Accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
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THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

P.S. Your girlfriend called.






"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Ha, love it. This beats cutting up pictures and bleaching clothes.
...you taste just like GLITTER mixed with [rock and roll]...

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