TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/4/09 at 8:08am

An Amish boy and his father were in an American mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart a nd then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen a
Lift) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life.
I don't know what it is."?



While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an over-weight old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady disappeared between them into a small room, whereby the walls closed, and the boy and his father watched above the walls as the small numbers changed from 1 to 12. They continued to watch until the numbers began to light in the reverse order.? Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son ?. ?. ?.
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"Quick . . . Go get your mother"