TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/11/09 at 7:48am

98 and no enemies - human interest story


All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? '

I don't have any. 'She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you? '

'Ninety-eight, 'she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?
'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, ' I outlived the bitches. '?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/11/09 at 12:28pm

The BEST revenge!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 8/12/09 at 5:47am

LOL Boobsy, that was a good chuckle :P

[Q]

Posted: 8/12/09 at 5:50am

My goal.

I'm unlikely to achieve it, but none-the-less . . .