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Posted: 8/25/09 at 8:01am
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously ?divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband ?to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".?
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if ?you've been married ten times.?"?
"Well, ?husband#1 was a Sales Representative;?he kept telling me how great it was going to be. ?
"Husband # 2 was in?Software Services;?he was never real ly sure how it was suppose to function; but ?he said he'd look into it and get back with ?me.?
"Husband # 3 was from?Field Services;?he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he ?just couldn't get the system up.?
"Husband # 4 was in?Telemarketing;?even ?though he knew he had the?order, he didn't know when he would be able to ?deliver..?
"Husband # 5 was an?Engineer,?he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to ?research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. ?
"Husband #6 was from ?Administration;?he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his ?job or not.?
"Husband # 7 was in?Marketing;?although he had a product, he was never sure how to position ?it.?
"Husband # 8 was a?Psychiatrist;?all he did was talk about it. ?
"Husband # 9 was a?Gynecologist;?all he did was look at it.?
"Husband # 10 was a?Stamp Collector;?all he ever did was........ God I miss him. ?
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". ?
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but ?why???
"You're with the?"GOVERNMENT"..
This time?I KNOW I'M?going get SCREWED."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if ?you've been married ten times.?"?
"Well, ?husband#1 was a Sales Representative;?he kept telling me how great it was going to be. ?
"Husband # 2 was in?Software Services;?he was never real ly sure how it was suppose to function; but ?he said he'd look into it and get back with ?me.?
"Husband # 3 was from?Field Services;?he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he ?just couldn't get the system up.?
"Husband # 4 was in?Telemarketing;?even ?though he knew he had the?order, he didn't know when he would be able to ?deliver..?
"Husband # 5 was an?Engineer,?he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to ?research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. ?
"Husband #6 was from ?Administration;?he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his ?job or not.?
"Husband # 7 was in?Marketing;?although he had a product, he was never sure how to position ?it.?
"Husband # 8 was a?Psychiatrist;?all he did was talk about it. ?
"Husband # 9 was a?Gynecologist;?all he did was look at it.?
"Husband # 10 was a?Stamp Collector;?all he ever did was........ God I miss him. ?
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". ?
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but ?why???
"You're with the?"GOVERNMENT"..
This time?I KNOW I'M?going get SCREWED."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
