TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/25/09 at 8:01am

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously ?divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband ?to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".?

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if ?you've been married ten times.?"?

"Well, ?husband#1 was a Sales Representative;?he kept telling me how great it was going to be. ?

"Husband # 2 was in?Software Services;?he was never real ly sure how it was suppose to function; but ?he said he'd look into it and get back with ?me.?

"Husband # 3 was from?Field Services;?he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he ?just couldn't get the system up.?

"Husband # 4 was in?Telemarketing;?even ?though he knew he had the?order, he didn't know when he would be able to ?deliver..?

"Husband # 5 was an?Engineer,?he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to ?research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. ?

"Husband #6 was from ?Administration;?he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his ?job or not.?

"Husband # 7 was in?Marketing;?although he had a product, he was never sure how to position ?it.?

"Husband # 8 was a?Psychiatrist;?all he did was talk about it. ?

"Husband # 9 was a?Gynecologist;?all he did was look at it.?

"Husband # 10 was a?Stamp Collector;?all he ever did was........ God I miss him. ?

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". ?

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but ?why???

"You're with the?"GOVERNMENT"..
This time?I KNOW I'M?going get SCREWED."

[picturetaker9211]

Posted: 8/25/09 at 9:18am

Haha, very clever :)