TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 2/1/11 at 10:14am

"Of course I won't laugh", said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

..."It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 2/1/11 at 10:22am

I've met Fred. Poor, poor Fred!

[D2]

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 2/1/11 at 10:23am

I'm picturing Tim Conway and Carol Burnett in a skit that never made it out of the rehearsal room.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)