TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 9:07am

There is an alarming outbreak of breast cancer at one of the most prestigious universities in the U.S. Alarmed, the dean of admission decides to hire a doctor to check up all the girls who are living on campus.

So the doctor calls the first girl into the check up room, and tells her to remove her top. When she does, there is this huge H right smack in the middle of her chest. Horrified, the doctor orders the girl to tell her what happened.

"Well, honestly, I’m a bit embarrassed about this," says the girl, "but you see, my boyfriend plays football for the University of Harvard, and he likes to wear his jersey when we’re having sex."

So the doctor checks the girl for breast cancer, and sends her on her way.

When the next girl comes in, she takes off her top, and there is this huge O on her chest.

Stunned, the doctor asks the girl what happened.

"Well, you see," says the girl sheepishly, "my boyfriend plays rugby for the University of Ohio, and he likes to wear his jersey when we’re having sex."

"Oh, I see," says the doctor.

Now the third girl comes in, removing her top, there is this huge M on her chest.

"Oh, I know this," says the doctor smugly. "Your boyfriend plays for the University of Michigan, right?"

"No, he doesn’t," replies the girl, "but he does play for the university of Wisconsin."

[tommyboy]

Posted: 6/28/11 at 11:08am

In Michigan, Interstate 69 intersects with Interstate 96. It happens near the capital of Lansing in the dullest part of the state. Maybe the tattoo guy needs to pay a visit.
Updated On: 6/28/11 at 11:08 AM