TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Posted: 7/5/11 at 9:02am

One day a string walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender looked down at him and said, "We don't serve strings in here!"
The string walked outside tied himself in a knot and freyed his ends.
He walks back into the bar and orders another beer.
The bartender looks down at him and says, "Hey, aren't you the string I just kicked out of here?"
The string looks up at him and says, "I'm a freyed knot."