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Posted: 7/26/11 at 9:31am
Once upon a time, a nun went to see a doctor.
She had to give an urine sample.
A nurse accidentally swapped the nun's urine with a pregnant woman's.
When the nun found out she's 'pregnant', she cried in disappointment:
'Oh no! I knew not to trust men, but how could I've possibly known not to trust CARROTS?'
She had to give an urine sample.
A nurse accidentally swapped the nun's urine with a pregnant woman's.
When the nun found out she's 'pregnant', she cried in disappointment:
'Oh no! I knew not to trust men, but how could I've possibly known not to trust CARROTS?'
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
