TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 8/2/11 at 7:57am

A wife awakes suddenly, looks across the bed and notices her husband wasn't there. It was 4:00AM, so she gets out of bed goes through the house looking for him. He is sitting at the kitchen table and crying. She is taken back because it was not like him, "What is the matter, sweetheart?" He says, "Do you remember when we made love the first time and your mother caught us and she had a shotgun? She said she would have me put in jail for 20 years. "Yes" replies the wife. "Well, I would have been getting out of jail today."

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson