TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/10/12 at 7:51am
Two little old ladies, Dorice & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jackie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'
'You're on!' said Dorice, holding up a $10.00 bill.
So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement!'
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
amasis
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/7/04
#2TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/10/12 at 8:34am
So after all these years... both the chuckle threads and the adults thread are still here... Wow. (Hi, boobs! 
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#2TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/10/12 at 8:44amWow...amasis! How are you??
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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amasis
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/7/04
#3TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/10/12 at 9:04amI'm well,bdwaygirl :). How are you? Haven't been back for a long time, I guess. Can't even remember the last time I checked in. But I guess I miss all the broadway talk.
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