TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/21/04 at 6:56am

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

1 half-gallon of 2% milk
1 carton of eggs
1 quart of orange juice
1 head of romaine lettuce
2 lb. can of coffee
1 lb. package of bacon

She was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out.
A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied: "Cause you're ugly."

[BT]

Posted: 9/21/04 at 7:01am

Oh Boobs - that was priceless! Good morning to you.

[mominator]

Posted: 9/21/04 at 8:13am

BB< what the heck are we going to do with you?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/21/04 at 8:13am

I love them all, boobs, but this is my all time favorite.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/21/04 at 9:29am

THAT is terrible.

You should be punished.

(but i'm laughing...)

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/21/04 at 9:36am

Okay, Boobs, you made me laugh out loud in my cube...that may be the best yet!!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 9/21/04 at 3:58pm

I just happen to be one of those people who has to snoop and look into other peoples carts while I am shopping. One day, I was in Waldbaum's shopping and ran into my doctor while I was on the checkout line. We were gabbing for awhile and I decided to look into his cart. He had serveral cake mixes, cans of frosting, whole milk, chips and dips. I had a few Lean Cuisines, a large bottle of Diet Coke and sugar free low carb candy. He is thin as a rail and I am heavy. Go figure.!