TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/26/04 at 6:16am

Black Mother vs White Mother

A black girl and a white girl were friends. The black girl slept over the white girl's house. It was 3 a.m., and they were still up.The white girl's mother came downstairs and said, "Honey, don't you think it's time for you to go to bed?" The white girl responded, "Shut up. I don't want to go to sleep!" Her mother said, "Okay, honey. You can go to bed later ." The black girl was very intrigued by what happened and decided to use that when she got home. The next night the black girl's mother said to the black girl, "Go to bed! It's late!" The black girl shouted, "Shut up. I don't want to go to sleep! The black girl's mother took one look at her...The black girl started to blink, looked around, and asked, "Where am I?" A lady came over to the bed and answered, "You're in the Intensive Care Unit, love."

Updated On: 10/26/04 at 06:16 AM

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 10/26/04 at 6:25am

hahahahahahahaha! That is SOOOO great.. and so damn true! lol.

[Marquise]

Posted: 10/26/04 at 6:32am

ooooooooooooh she got the only beat down! LOL. That was funny Boobs, good one!

[mominator]

Posted: 10/26/04 at 7:34am

BB my mom was a marine. Do you think I ever back talked to her?
Way too funny! LOL

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 10/26/04 at 8:28am

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says," Well, I
discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
wants for the dog. "Ten dollars."

The guy says "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

[mominator]

Posted: 10/26/04 at 8:30am

Thanks jj LOL two chuckles today.