TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 7:08am

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you the owner?"

she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands."No" he replies, "I'm just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him."

She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused," he's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 7:12am

oh GOD. lol.

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 7:29am

uh... EWWW!

[mominator]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 7:38am

ditto the EWWWW! It is too early in the AM for that!

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 7:56am

Yeah, not so much chuckling as vomiting.

[zoran912]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 8:06am

Dude. Too gross.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 9:22am

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Bboobs a great one! I know a few store managers that need a message like that.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[chinkie azn jai]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 5:43pm

HAHAHA....'tis gross.