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Posted: 11/16/04 at 7:21am
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to go
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I
will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy
has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went
off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex,"
She said, "Wear a sweater."
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conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to go
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I
will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy
has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went
off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex,"
She said, "Wear a sweater."
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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
