TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 6:49am

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn't want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Chritmas.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and 1 lived.

Who died and who lived?

The perfect woman because the perfect man and Santa Claus aren't real.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 9:20am

BB, BB, BB,. What are we going to do with you?

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 9:37am

BB, you just keep finding them! love it...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 10:05am

Ain't that the truth...

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 2:16pm

YAY......... awesome!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehhehe

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 2:24pm

I loved that one!

It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 2:26pm

lol

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 2:30pm

Where do you finds these BB?

The towel waving reminded me of a Per?nist rally. I kept chanting "Evita!" whenever they'd pan to the crowds. - SM2

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 2:31pm

he mackes them up

#10

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 3:13pm

But that would mean the woman was driving...

which explains why there was an accident in the first place.

I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#11

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 3:15pm

rimshot-ing laughstealer.

Hamlet's father.

#12

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 3:15pm

what??

FF...have you gone mad?
We women must stick up for one another!!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#13

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 3:26pm

haha

Addy, I was merely stating what the ending of the joke was when first I heard it.

I am an awesome driver, and no where near perfect, so I have to assume dear old Martha Stewart had one eggnog too many before hitting the road. This might also explain why she was convinced that Santa and the Perfect Man were in the car with her.

I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#14

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/28/04 at 3:27pm

lol... Martha needs to lay off the nog!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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