TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/8/05 at 5:15am
WHY CATS ARE BETTER THEN MEN
~You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where he is!
~Cats can be neutered if they stray!
~Cats always hit the litter box!
~A cat would never leave you for a younger woman!
~Cats miss you when you are not around!
~Cats don’t care if an outfit makes you look fat!
~Cats aren't afraid of commitment!
~Cats know they are the key to your happiness…men think they are!
~Cats don’t worry about hair loss!
~Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
~A dog's parents will never visit you!
~A dog loves you when you leave clothes on the floor!
~A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink!
~A dog likes to live in a smelly place!
~A dog doesn't care how much sports you watch on TV as long as he can be near you!
~A dog does not care about previous dogs in your life!
~You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day!
~A dog loves it when your friends come over!
~The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you!
~A dog does not shop!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/8/05 at 5:44am
~The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you!
But if you are late for walking the dog, you may be greeted by some not-so-nice presents.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
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Posted: 2/8/05 at 11:51am:) Boobs, where do you find these?
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