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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/22/05 at 5:08am

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his wackie." With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother !!!



"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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ALittleNorthofKansas
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/22/05 at 6:32am

Don't get to see you online as much but justed wanted to say thanks for the morning laughs.

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SonofMammaMiaSam
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/22/05 at 7:07am

That Boobs just cracks me up! Where does he find them? Giggle.

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mominator
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/22/05 at 8:10am

Extra hugs for BB!


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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Broadwayboobs
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/22/05 at 8:12am

Hi Kansas..good to see you online...hopefully I'll be on more during the day again...until work logs me off again. re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

SOMMSY...you're the best !!!! Thanks for always making me giggle. re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson


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