TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/22/05 at 5:08am
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his wackie." With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/04
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/22/05 at 6:32amDon't get to see you online as much but justed wanted to say thanks for the morning laughs.
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/22/05 at 7:07amThat Boobs just cracks me up! Where does he find them? Giggle.
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/22/05 at 8:10amExtra hugs for BB!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/22/05 at 8:12am
Hi Kansas..good to see you online...hopefully I'll be on more during the day again...until work logs me off again. 
SOMMSY...you're the best !!!! Thanks for always making me giggle. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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