TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 5:06am

The entrance opens, two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory.

As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Frank, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

[ashley0139]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 6:31am

Haha. You never let me down, boobs.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 6:49am

Loved it!

Thanks Boobsy!

[mominator]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 7:16am

BB, now you know why I am afraid to fly!!

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 8:05am

Omigosh

*wipes Slimfast off of her monitor*

LOL Bboobs LOL!

[vbplayer]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 9:44am

One of the best I've heard in a long time.

[cathywellerstein]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 10:08am

very funny, but it kind of gives me chills

[Elphaba]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 10:27am

anyone who has taken off or landed at SFO should appreciate this joke........

one of your best, boobs

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 10:44am

The SF airport runway IS a real "experience." I was very glad that I had been forewarned by others that as you come in for a landing you will feel the wheels are dragging in the water before you actually touch ground...and in taking off it looks like the pilot has become suicidal and is driving off the runway to drop the plane into the ocean.

It reminded me of the guys flying planes onto aircraft carriers and having to snag the lines to stop the plane.

LOL