TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#0

Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:06am

People were talking in their church pews. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had left the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said,
"Don't you know who I am?

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[shira467]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:23am

LOL! Thanks Boobs - have a great day at work!

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

[midnghtdolphin]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:39am

*shaking head* boobs... what are we gonna do with you? get your butt to work! *kicks boobs out the door, in a friendly way, of course*

[paradox_error]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3

Posted: 4/5/05 at 8:04am

Great Chuckle Boobs!

[mominator]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:20am

LOL!! Good one boobsiediddles! Now it is back to the salt mines for this BWWer!

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[Unknown User]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#5

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:32am

Just have to say a 'hello' to Mom. I'm seeing Boobs on Friday, and will send a big hug to you through him

[mominator]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#6

Posted: 4/5/05 at 2:51pm

A hug from DG??!!! JOY!!!! Life here is once again frantic. Dave and I will be back in the City for our anniversary (mid May)
Hopefully we'll be able to see a few folks then! In the mean time HUGGGGGGS!

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[shira467]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#7

Posted: 4/5/05 at 2:53pm

SO jealous - I want a hug from DGrant!

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

[beacon1]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#8

Posted: 4/5/05 at 3:09pm

DGrant,

I hope you have grundles of fun in NYC.

Wave to me up here in the frozen NW (B-b-b-buffalo)

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[mominator]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#9

Posted: 4/5/05 at 3:34pm

waves to beacon!!!! Sunny but still abit chilly here.

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[kangaroo]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#10

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:26pm

:O

wow... that's mean! It made my mouth drop open!

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[shira467]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#11

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:27pm

Now I know who my real brother is though!

Deet: Shira, I Love You!