TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:08am

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets.
He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .. What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son
and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:51am

oh boobs, that was classic. and it just gets funnier when you think about it.

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 6:11am

I really do love that joke!

[chinkie azn jai]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 8:22am

heheh thanks for starting my day off great!

[mominator]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 9:12am

That was sweet BB!

[shira467]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 2:43pm

Awwww - that boy knows how to get what he needs!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:42pm

Oh my gosh that is now one of my favorites! You're great, boobs.

[cathywellerstein]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 9:59pm

LOVE IT!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:06pm

!!Warning!! Threadjack! Cathy, I love your username and avatar.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:08pm

hahaha

[Britt0913]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 9:53am

Bboobs! I heart you! I didn't have internet all day yesterday, so I'm only getting to see this now! Keep 'em coming!

[cathywellerstein]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 11:30am

THREADJACK RESPONSE!
why thank you ashley!

[wildcat]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:19pm

Wait a minute. Isn't this...Wednesday?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:21pm

hi Ya Wildy..yes it was just that Britt couldn't get on yesterday and sent this back to the top...keep checking and you'll see todays chuckle.

[wildcat]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:36pm

I know I'm on the other side of the world, but I didn't think we were THAT far ahead...it's already Thursday here!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:43pm

I wish it was friday here !!

[wildcat]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:49pm

Don't wish your life away, Boobs. I'll let you know how Thursday's going first...
Bette Midler just left town. She sends her regards. What a show!!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:50pm

I love her. I saw the Kiss My Brass tour at Madison Square Garden...I was in the 3rd row on the floor..it was the BEST !!!

[wildcat]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:54pm

From now on I make all my entrances and exits on carousel horse.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 1:21pm

The night I saw her Wildy..the horse got stuck on the way out...she got very nervous...had to climb off of it...very funny !!!