TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:08am
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets.
He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son
and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:51am
oh boobs, that was classic. and it just gets funnier when you think about it. 
Chrysanthemum62001
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/14/04
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/12/05 at 6:11am
I really do love that joke! 
"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/12/05 at 8:22am
heheh thanks for starting my day off great!
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/12/05 at 9:12amThat was sweet BB!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/12/05 at 2:43pmAwwww - that boy knows how to get what he needs!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#6re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/12/05 at 5:42pmOh my gosh that is now one of my favorites! You're great, boobs.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#8re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:06pm!!Warning!! Threadjack! Cathy, I love your username and avatar.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#10re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/13/05 at 9:53amBboobs! I heart you! I didn't have internet all day yesterday, so I'm only getting to see this now! Keep 'em coming!
#11re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/13/05 at 11:30am
THREADJACK RESPONSE!
why thank you ashley!
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#13re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:21pmhi Ya Wildy..yes it was just that Britt couldn't get on yesterday and sent this back to the top...keep checking and you'll see todays chuckle.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#14re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:36pmI know I'm on the other side of the world, but I didn't think we were THAT far ahead...it's already Thursday here!
#15re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:43pmI wish it was friday here !!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#16re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:49pm
Don't wish your life away, Boobs. I'll let you know how Thursday's going first...
Bette Midler just left town. She sends her regards. What a show!!!
#17re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:50pmI love her. I saw the Kiss My Brass tour at Madison Square Garden...I was in the 3rd row on the floor..it was the BEST !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#18re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:54pmFrom now on I make all my entrances and exits on carousel horse.
#19re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/13/05 at 1:21pmThe night I saw her Wildy..the horse got stuck on the way out...she got very nervous...had to climb off of it...very funny !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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