TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/17/05 at 5:09am
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?"she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/17/05 at 6:39amThanks boobs. Missed ya yesterday, although someone else had a good one.
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Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/17/05 at 7:19amha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah a h a
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#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/17/05 at 7:45amBB - you were definitely missed yesterday... welcome back!
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#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/17/05 at 7:47amThats a great one Boobs, welcome back, we missed you.
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beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#6re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/17/05 at 8:33am
LOL Bboobs.
Welcome back and hope you're feeling better!
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#7re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/17/05 at 8:37am
Thanks Guys....I missed posting yesterday. Feeling a lot better today...even made it into work. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#9re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/17/05 at 8:41am
Awwwww..thanks SOMMSY...you always have my back.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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