TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/24/05 at 5:08am
One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibility of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited, black-clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of her wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me Paddy, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over, unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve or her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of Luckies. The Irishman took one, lit it, and took a long, deep drag.
"Faith and begorrah," said the Irishman, "T'is so good.... I'd almost forgotten how wonderful a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years, also." Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there, removed a flask of Hennessey and handed it to him. He opened the flask and took a long pull.
"Aye! T'is nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. "'T'is truly fantastic!!!"
And then, smiling seductively, the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. "How long has it been", whispered she, huskily, to the trembling man, "since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and began to sob:
"Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there, too!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/24/05 at 8:58am
Boobs, these are so funny! 
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
ashley0139
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#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/24/05 at 8:58amHaha! Loved that one!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/24/05 at 10:42amhaha. i've heard that one before...my dad is an irish golfer.
#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:49pmThank you for the chuckle Boobs!! I needed that!!
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