TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 5:06am

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his ass again!"

[paradox_error]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 7:48am

LOL

Mornin' Boobsiediddles!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 8:21am

Hey Doxy....still hearing people speaking Polish around you?

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 8:22am

oh my... ouch ouch ouch!! (Hey, BB - how goes it with you???)

[paradox_error]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 8:25am

OMG!

I AM!

FREAKOUT!!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 8:26am

Morning Aisle...everything is hectic so I just have to stop in here before I face the rest of the days work and the phone calls that DON'T stop !!! How is your day so far?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 8:42am

Dzien dobry, Doxy.

Updated On: 6/14/05 at 08:42 AM

[paradox_error]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 9:34am

Dzien Dobry pani Bdwaygirl.

Bardzo milo mi pania poznac. Ale irituje ze pani nie powiedziala, dzien dobry panu.

Ale nie wazne...

[broadwayalto01]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 10:58am

Thanks Boobs !!

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 11:11am

For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation - just remember, it could have been worse. These are alleged actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations.

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."

32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 11:22am

LOLOL....Bravo Boobs, and bravo Bobby Sherman!