A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We built the Parthenon"
so the Italian responds, "We built the Coliseum"
The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian retorts, "We had the Roman Empire"
This continues on for a few minutes, until the Greek grows a qurky smile on his face and shouts, "We invented sex"
The Italian calmly says,
"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"
damn italians had to go and ruin EVERYTHING!
*runs in to give Doxy a hug*
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*clings frantically to boobs* don't leave me again!!!!
*hugs Middy* I miss you darling..maybe today will be slow and I can play a bit....who am I kidding.
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Boobs, thank you so much for that! It's going to be a long day, and you just made it a little brighter !!
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