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Posted: 6/21/05 at 5:05am
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We built the Parthenon"
so the Italian responds, "We built the Coliseum"
The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian retorts, "We had the Roman Empire"
This continues on for a few minutes, until the Greek grows a qurky smile on his face and shouts, "We invented sex"
The Italian calmly says,
"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"
The Greek says, "We built the Parthenon"
so the Italian responds, "We built the Coliseum"
The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian retorts, "We had the Roman Empire"
This continues on for a few minutes, until the Greek grows a qurky smile on his face and shouts, "We invented sex"
The Italian calmly says,
"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
