TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 5:14am

I'm Baaaacccckkkkk !!!!!!!!!!!

Dorothy and Edna, two widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs and what's there but a luxury car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner . . .A marvelous dinner - lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show, let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . .So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?

Edna: "No, no, no . . .I'm just saying, wear an old dress!"

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 7:43am

YAY!!!!!! Welcome back, Dahling - you were VERY missed

Oh, yeah - funny joke, too.

[BT]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 7:57am

Oh boobsie - you know that's why I only wear old dresses - you never know when you may be ravished...
Welcome back to the fold. I hope there were no jet skiing incidents.

[Glebb]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 8:17am

Welcome back Boobs!
May I have George's number?

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 8:22am

At last my life is complete again! welcome, Welcome, WELCOME BACK!!!!!

[mominator]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 8:58am

BB that was awesome. Welcome back.

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 9:12am

welcome back, edna. errrrr, i mean boobs. i mean...

[Millie42]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 9:59am

Thanks & welcome back, Boobs!!

(I am not a fan of this whole "Go back to work the day after the 4th" thing.)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 10:26am

Thanks for all the love gang. It's good to be able to get online again. Not glad to be back at work though. Trying to clean everything up around here...I hate the 1st day back from vacation...what a mess !!!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 10:27am

YAY! The official Chuckleman is back!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 10:30am

Welcome back Boobs! We missed you and your chuckles.

[broadwayalto01]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 10:58am

YEY !! Welcome back Boobs !!! Hope your vacation was great !!! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 11:05am

Boobs! I missed you.

And, great chuckle!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 11:07am

missed ya, Boobsies!

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 11:09am

*looking wide-eyed and innocent*

I...I...I don't get it!!!

*blushes demurely*

Welcome back Bboobs!

[lovettespies]

Posted: 7/5/05 at 11:52am

At first when I read it I thought it said

"Dorothy and Edna, two wiNdows, are talking."

It makes a lot more sense the other way. Good joke!