Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't freakin' think so.
Good morning Boobs...
How did you know that was my dinner?
Morning Shira...how is my favorite Goddaughter today? I'll be seeing you soon....yea !!!!
Now I better go get dressed before I miss my bus....talk to you later.
BTW..enjoy your dinner.
She's good so far...editing all the CAMELOT pics and writing a review.
Have a fantastic day at work. See you soon!
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
Ah! That's too funny!
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