#1
Posted: 9/6/05 at 5:04am
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a hot, hairy hunk came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The young man smiled at the hunk and started a conversation with
him. As they talked, the hunk's robe slipped open, and it was
obvious that he had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a
sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes of talking, the young man was trembling.
Then the hunk placed his hand on the young guys arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed the hunk into his apartment; the hunk closed the door and leaned against it, allowing his robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, he said, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, the young man finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt he asked, "My ears? Look at these
pecs; they are firm and hairy and 100% natural! I work out every day!
My penis is firm and solid! Look at my skin, no blemishes anywhere!
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, the young man stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
The young man smiled at the hunk and started a conversation with
him. As they talked, the hunk's robe slipped open, and it was
obvious that he had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a
sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes of talking, the young man was trembling.
Then the hunk placed his hand on the young guys arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed the hunk into his apartment; the hunk closed the door and leaned against it, allowing his robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, he said, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, the young man finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt he asked, "My ears? Look at these
pecs; they are firm and hairy and 100% natural! I work out every day!
My penis is firm and solid! Look at my skin, no blemishes anywhere!
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, the young man stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
