TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 5:04am

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a hot, hairy hunk came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

The young man smiled at the hunk and started a conversation with
him. As they talked, the hunk's robe slipped open, and it was
obvious that he had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a
sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes of talking, the young man was trembling.
Then the hunk placed his hand on the young guys arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed the hunk into his apartment; the hunk closed the door and leaned against it, allowing his robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, he said, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, the young man finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"

Astounded, and a little hurt he asked, "My ears? Look at these
pecs; they are firm and hairy and 100% natural! I work out every day!
My penis is firm and solid! Look at my skin, no blemishes anywhere!
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, the young man stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."

[ashley0139]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:21am

ummm... confuddled?

[shira467]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:25am

Oh, Boobs! That's funny!

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:26am

The joke is a double entendre on the meaning of "coming".

[KelRel]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 8:27am

Wow boobsy, just wow...
How is my favorite jokester today?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 8:42am

Tired today Kel..how are you sweetie?

[TabooPhan1]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:12am

Great joke... haha, you just separated the innocent from the tainted :P

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:50am

tee hee

[life_so_far]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:36am

I do have to say that whether I can blame it on my naive personality (ha!) or just the face that when I read that this morning I was really tired... but I did not see that one coming at all until the end.

[life_so_far]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:37am

Haha... I said coming...

Okay, yes... I admit it... I need more sleep.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 12:08pm

I guess life_so_far doesn't know if he's COMING or going today...tee hee.

[mominator]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 12:38pm

BB, BB, BB.... I am shaking my head at you again.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 1:11pm

Awwwww Mom...you know I can't behave.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 1:18pm

"Why can't you behave
Oh, why can't you behave
After all the things you told me
And the promises that you gave
Oh, why can't you behave

Why can't you be good
And do just as you should
Wont' you turn that new leaf over
So your baby can be your slave
Oh, why can't you behave"

I'll be your slave even if you're bad, Boobs

[life_so_far]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 2:06pm

Broadwayboobs... I'm a girl...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 2:09pm

Sorry...I guess life_so_far doesn't know if SHE's coming or going today.

DG....I couldn't ask for a better slave.

[mominator]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 2:14pm

BB, love, you know, I know that you can't behave. After this weekend a chuckle is just what I needed!

[life_so_far]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 2:16pm

Broadwayboobs, I forgive you... ... as long as you keep me amused with all of these great jokes!!!

Updated On: 9/6/05 at 02:16 PM