TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 5:04am
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a hot, hairy hunk came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The young man smiled at the hunk and started a conversation with
him. As they talked, the hunk's robe slipped open, and it was
obvious that he had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a
sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes of talking, the young man was trembling.
Then the hunk placed his hand on the young guys arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed the hunk into his apartment; the hunk closed the door and leaned against it, allowing his robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, he said, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, the young man finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt he asked, "My ears? Look at these
pecs; they are firm and hairy and 100% natural! I work out every day!
My penis is firm and solid! Look at my skin, no blemishes anywhere!
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, the young man stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:21amummm... confuddled?
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:25amOh, Boobs! That's funny!
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#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:26amThe joke is a double entendre on the meaning of "coming".
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 8:27am
Wow boobsy, just wow...
How is my favorite jokester today?
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 8:42amTired today Kel..how are you sweetie?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:12amGreat joke... haha, you just separated the innocent from the tainted :P
I hold a degree in Musical Theatre from Montclair State University. It is useless. Now I'm funny for money. Oh, and I sing.
#7re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:50amtee hee
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#8re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:36amI do have to say that whether I can blame it on my naive personality (ha!) or just the face that when I read that this morning I was really tired... but I did not see that one coming at all until the end.
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#9re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:37am
Haha... I said coming...
Okay, yes... I admit it... I need more sleep.
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#10re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 12:08pmI guess life_so_far doesn't know if he's COMING or going today...tee hee.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#11re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 12:38pmBB, BB, BB.... I am shaking my head at you again.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#12re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 1:11pm
Awwwww Mom...you know I can't behave.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#13re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 1:18pm
"Why can't you behave
Oh, why can't you behave
After all the things you told me
And the promises that you gave
Oh, why can't you behave
Why can't you be good
And do just as you should
Wont' you turn that new leaf over
So your baby can be your slave
Oh, why can't you behave"
I'll be your slave even if you're bad, Boobs
#14re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 2:06pm
Broadwayboobs... I'm a girl... 
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#15re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 2:09pm
Sorry...I guess life_so_far doesn't know if SHE's coming or going today. 
DG....I couldn't ask for a better slave.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#16re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 2:14pm
BB, love, you know, I know that you can't behave. After this weekend a chuckle is just what I needed!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#17re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/05 at 2:16pm
Broadwayboobs, I forgive you... ... as long as you keep me amused with all of these great jokes!!!
Mujhse Dosti Karoge?
Updated On: 9/6/05 at 02:16 PM
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