TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 5:03am

Two men are driving through Jersey City when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks. "You're in Jersey City, son," the trooper answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the guy his license back.

The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.

"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.

"Because I know," the trooper says, "that two miles down the road
you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that SH*T with me!'"

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 7:51am

oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 7:53am

Jose'...I'm sure you wish a certain Sgt. would've hit you with his night stick.

[mominator]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 7:55am

Too funny BB. Me thinkith that you and bongoboy had this conversation?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 7:56am

hit or poked?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 7:56am

Ahhhhhh Mom.

[bongoboy]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 8:12am

not exactly mom...but something close.

[mominator]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 8:17am

OK, there seems to be "a story" here so please do tell.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 8:18am

Yes Bongo...do tell.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 9:51am

[mominator]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 9:53am

BB he is not telling!!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/27/05 at 9:56am

Cops are cute!

Thanks, Boobs. Needed that this AM!