TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 5:06am

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question......

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay,okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" ( with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: " Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "NO, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "NO, She's left handed."
WIFE:--------SILENCE-----------
HUSBAND: "SH*T."

[ashley0139]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 7:10am

ooooohhhh. That was pretty funny.

[life_so_far]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 7:19am

Haha, thanks Boobs!

[mominator]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 7:33am

ohhhhh Boobsie, Boobsie Boobsie! I lift a morning coffee toast to you! Happy Tuesday.

[KelRel]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 8:14am

I join mom in the toast and offer home made chocolate chip cookies to my favorite jokester. *hug*

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 8:28am

Hugs to Mom and Kel...and I'll take those cookies thank you.

[KelRel]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 8:34am

You will get real cookies if you come to DC Boobsy dear!

Updated On: 10/4/05 at 08:34 AM

[Up In Lost]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 8:55am

ROFL

[nychick9876]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 10:04am

another good one!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 10/4/05 at 10:12am

He's in deep doo-doo. Thanks for the laugh, sweetie!!