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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/18/05 at 5:06am

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.

He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind; last night, you told me to go fly a kite."


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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shira467
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/18/05 at 5:07am

Well crap...this is my cue to go to sleep.


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mominator
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/18/05 at 6:45am

Good one BB.


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

ashley0139
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/18/05 at 7:31am

Lol.


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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KelRel
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/18/05 at 8:17am

Nice one Boobsy!


"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.


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