TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#0

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:03am

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought
a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry
son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money
back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it
already." Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the
donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny
"I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he
is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked
"What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two
dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.00."
Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two
dollars back."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of
Enron.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[mominator]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 3/21/06 at 6:48am

Good one boobsie!!! Happy first full day of Spring.

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[ashley0139]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 3/21/06 at 7:09am

Haha! Smart.

"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

[xM3L24x]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3

Posted: 3/21/06 at 7:33am

Haha, that's pretty clever!

[Becky2]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4

Posted: 3/21/06 at 8:12am

heheh, That's a good one.

[KelRel]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#5

Posted: 3/21/06 at 8:15am

Thats great hon, not that bad of an idea either lol. *hugs*

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

[Britt0913]

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#6

Posted: 3/21/06 at 8:54am

Good morning Bboobs! Good one!