TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/11/06 at 5:12am
Toward the end of a church service, the Minister asked the
congregation,
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?
All held up their hands except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your
enemies?"
"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and
tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:
"I outlived the Bitches."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/11/06 at 7:14amSweet revenge.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
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Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/11/06 at 7:40amCute.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/11/06 at 8:11amAdorable! Thanks sweetheart!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
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