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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/11/06 at 5:11am

Jerusalem: A female CNN journalist heard about a
very old Jewish man who had been going to the
Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a
long, long time, so she went to check it out.

She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was. She
watched him pray, and after about 45 minutes when he
turned to leave, she approached him for an
interview.

"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you
been coming to the wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and
the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I
pray for all our children to grow up in safety and
friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a f*ckin' wall."



"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 7/11/06 at 05:11 AM

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mominator
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/11/06 at 7:05am

Cute one BB!


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

ashley0139
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/11/06 at 8:09am

Very funny! Except, at first, I thought the woman's name was "Jerusalem" because there was just a comma after it and I thought the next part was describing her. Oops. Anyways, funny one!


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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#3tuesday morning chuckle
Posted: 7/11/06 at 8:11am

oh, wall, full often have i kessed thy stones! thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee.


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