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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/15/06 at 5:13am

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves ."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard?"
He replied, "I can't believe it, every body in the world knows about this Italian bread thing but me."





"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

vmlinnie
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/15/06 at 5:15am

Ha ha, funny, and yet when you remember that the guy is 80, it's just, ew.


The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

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Fiction Writer
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/15/06 at 5:19am

HEY BOOBS!


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