TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/29/06 at 5:06am

Warm and Moist

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

[FranklinShepard-Inc.]

Posted: 8/29/06 at 6:09am

[mominator]

Posted: 8/29/06 at 7:29am

ewwwww! A bit too much this early.

[beacon1]

Posted: 8/29/06 at 8:05am

Bboooooooooooooooooooooobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Becky2]

Posted: 8/29/06 at 9:13am

Eeeewwww!

[shira467]

Posted: 8/29/06 at 10:07am

That's just disgusting.

I prefer the naughty ones.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 8/29/06 at 10:13am

Ew.