TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/29/06 at 5:06am
Warm and Moist
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
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#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/29/06 at 7:29amewwwww! A bit too much this early.
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beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/29/06 at 8:05amBboooooooooooooooooooooobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/29/06 at 10:07am
That's just disgusting.
I prefer the naughty ones.
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ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#6re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/29/06 at 10:13amEw.
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