TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/5/06 at 5:15am

I have never understood why the sexual urge of men
and women differ so much.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and
I were getting into bed.

The passion starts to heat up, when she
eventually said "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on the
planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my
emotional needs as a woman enough
for ; me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She then responded to my puzzled look by saying,
"Can't you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep...

The very next day I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with her.

We went out to a good lunch and then went
shopping at a very big department store. I walked around with her while she tried
on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take so I told
her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to complement her new
clothes, so I said "Let's get a pair for each outfit".

We went onto the jewelry department where she
picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must
have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because
she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.

I think I threw her when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally
said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted
out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"

I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a
man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for
the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.


May your day be as splendid as you are.....

[mrs felciano]

Posted: 9/5/06 at 6:10am

Hahaha! Good one!

[KelRel]

Posted: 9/5/06 at 8:37am

That is great Boobsie! Now if my husband pulls this when he goes shopping for my bday I'm blaming you! lol

[Magdalene]

Posted: 9/5/06 at 12:29pm

That is a GREAT one!!!!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/5/06 at 4:47pm

i love this one!! but i think ive heard it before. but it was great to hear again!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 9/5/06 at 4:48pm

That's GREAT! I love it!