TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/12/06 at 5:18am
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
It won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it
In the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
Ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in
Another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
Ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
Nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
The following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the
Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,
So she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop,
So he ordered the nun to buy back
The donkey and lead
It to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
" NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. "
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is....being concerned
About public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even Shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying About everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
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#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/12/06 at 7:46amVery cute.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/12/06 at 7:52amToo funny BB, also remember to eat more cookies, it will make you happier!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/12/06 at 11:12amAnyone know how to get coffee stains off a computer monitor?
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/12/06 at 1:35pm
Oh hooray! It even has a moral.
Thanks, boobs!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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