TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 5:13am
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you
Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"
The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East , I am not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia !" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
"Probably at work!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 7:17am*giggles* Good Morning Boobsie!
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 7:24am
Hey Soapy..long time my friend..I hope you're well...nice to see that i can still make you giggle. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 7:44amHehe. Funny.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 9:48amThat's awful. But funny.
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mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
#6re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:03amLike the divine Miss M would say.."if you can't take a yoke..."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
#8re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:21amGuess you're too young to even know who the Divine Miss M is..so nevermind.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#10re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:40am
"Guess you're too young to even know who the Divine Miss M is..so nevermind."
"yes thank god"
sorry 'me' - but THAT comment really is offensive
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#11re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:41amI think it's even more offensive to not know the Divine Miss M!
In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...
#12re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:42amWho dat?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#13re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:43amIt's a double-doody
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mamie4 5/14/03
A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03
#14re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:43am*starts crying*
In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#15re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 11:24am
As Belle Barth used to say - "Shut your hole honey - cause mine's makin' money!".
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
Updated On: 10/3/06 at 11:24 AM
#16re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/3/06 at 11:35amAh BEB..love that picture of her !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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