TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 5:13am

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you
Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!"

But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"

The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America !"

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East , I am not an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia !" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work!"

[soapguy17]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 7:17am

*giggles* Good Morning Boobsie!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 7:24am

Hey Soapy..long time my friend..I hope you're well...nice to see that i can still make you giggle.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 7:44am

Hehe. Funny.

[shira467]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 9:48am

That's awful. But funny.

[mejusthavingfun]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 9:56am

hmm that's not offensive.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:03am

Like the divine Miss M would say.."if you can't take a yoke..."

[mejusthavingfun]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:17am

get out of the country?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:21am

Guess you're too young to even know who the Divine Miss M is..so nevermind.

[mejusthavingfun]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:25am

yes thank god

[Mamie]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:40am

"Guess you're too young to even know who the Divine Miss M is..so nevermind."

"yes thank god"

sorry 'me' - but THAT comment really is offensive

[GuyfromGermany]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:41am

I think it's even more offensive to not know the Divine Miss M!

[StageManager2]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:42am

Who dat?

[Mamie]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:43am

It's a double-doody

[GuyfromGermany]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:43am

*starts crying*

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 11:24am

As Belle Barth used to say - "Shut your hole honey - cause mine's makin' money!".

Updated On: 10/3/06 at 11:24 AM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 11:35am

Ah BEB..love that picture of her !!!!