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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#1TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/12/07 at 5:09am

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor
felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from,and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had
before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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paradox_error
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/12/07 at 5:19am

OMG! LOL!

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mominator
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/12/07 at 5:39am

This one is brilliant!


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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polly2
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/12/07 at 9:23am

oh if i told my hubbie that one he'd get so mad lol. his mom & I are notorious for not getting along


In your choice is your talent. ~Adler

Acting is the art of speaking in a loud clear voice and the avoidance of bumping into the furniture. ~Alfred Lunt

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Magdalene
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:47pm

Priceless!


"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"


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